Princess Estelle of Dauntless has long dreamed of a knight in shining armor rescuing her from a fire-breathing dragon. Unfortunately, her suitors are far more focused on tax rates than fairy tales. So she decides to take matters into her own hands and arranges for a dragon to kidnap her, much to the dismay of Cass, her lady-in-waiting.Andy has long dreamed of rescuing a damsel in distress from a fire-breathing dragon. Unfortunately, the only thing he’s rescued thus far is his family’s cow, Portia. So when a dragon snatches the princess right before his eyes, he sees his chance to become a hero and charges headlong after the beast, dragging his friend Milo along despite his complaints.Yet as Estelle chases her dreams, her kingdom unravels. A greedy advisor bleeds her citizens dry. A charming prince schemes to win her heart for mysterious purposes. And a disillusioned aristocrat leads a band of rebels against the crown. Unless Estelle learns as much about ruling a kingdom as she knows about storybooks, she may return from the dragon’s lair without a kingdom to rule.

A Dark and Stormy Knight
Batman investigates a mystery.Buskin' Boots
Robert struggles to live under the thumb of an oppressive lord.Bowser's Palace
What if we replaced the characters from the opening sequence
of Return of the Jedi with Smash Bros characters?

• Batman
• Boots
• Palace

David Carr graduated from Utah State University in 2026 with a bachelor's degree in psychology and an asisignment as an intelligence officer in the United States Air Force. He hopes to write in his spare time when he's not [REDACTED]. Along with writing, he enjoys reading, watch TV shows, and playing Dungeons and Dragons.